Ball Retriever: This is like a prenup you have and hope you never need to use it
Club Covers: Lets be honest you dont use condoms in your personal life why use them on your clubs
Range Finder: This is so you can act like 3 yards makes a difference when you top your iron shot
Bluetooth Speaker: So you can jam out with your boys and feel better about that chip you skulled off the green
Koozie: So you don’t get your hand koozie (glove) wet from numerous brewskis with the broskis
Golf Balls: Its always better to have more and not need them
Cash: To pay off any gambling debts you will for sure lose and for the club cleaner guys at the end of your round
Umbrella: Weathermen don’t know shit so be prepared
Sunscreen: Nobody likes farmers tan lines not even farmers
Drinking Water: Drink responsibly but don’t be a fag so get wasted
Divot Repair Tool: On the off chance you magically hit a dart onto the green you have this to repair that divot and maintain the green for everyone else to enjoy
Ball Marker: Any coin will do and always keep a couple extra in there for those rookies that wont have one
Clip on Towel: You will 100% use this more than you think probably from away your tears from all the 3 putts
Tees: You will accumulate thousands of these throughout your life so embrace the fact you will always take a handful of free ones at nice courses
(Bonus Item)
Business Card: You never know who you will randomly be teamed up with that could lead to a business opportunity
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